Curse

Divinitys Creature · Oct 20, 2008, 08:19 PM // 20:19

I'm so glad I never read the first page.

Joe Fierce · Oct 20, 2008, 08:31 PM // 20:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kusandaa

LMAO.

I heard a similar joke, involving a guy whose mysterious power to get rich was something called "Pocktockla"; it's one of these jokes you can over-over-over-extend by yourself. The guy who told it to me (in high school) made it last like 20 minutes... 45's my record, during some Christmas family reunion.

(Oh and if you want to hear about Pocktockla, PM me your vent info

.)

Another one much like this that i used to to anyone who said that they were good at math is this, you talk about a bus driver with three people on the bus, and have him pick up and drop off people for about 10 minutes worth of story so that they are sitting there attempting to add and subtract the numbers of people, then you ask the most important question of all, not how many people are on the bus, but what color are the bus drivers eyes?

NeoGenSilver · Oct 21, 2008, 02:04 AM // 02:04

I want my time back!! I will try this to some friends of mine. Thanks for sharing

Divinitys Creature · Oct 22, 2008, 08:45 PM // 20:45

I agree with the second comment.

the carrot of doom · Oct 22, 2008, 11:24 PM // 23:24

I. . . . WANT YOU DEAD . .

actually no i dont. . .

i wanna know WHERE THEY WENT

EVEN IF U MAKE UP AN ENDING I WILL BE HAPPY !!!

Jiub · Oct 25, 2008, 10:13 PM // 22:13

But who was ping pong balls?

knoll · Oct 25, 2008, 11:32 PM // 23:32

That was awesome.

Mortal Amongst Mere Gods · Oct 26, 2008, 04:35 AM // 04:35

You dick. I read all of that to find out that his trillions of pink ping pong balls might not have been shoved up his ass. Time is money, as they say, so you owe me... dinner at McDonald's tonight.

Secksy · Oct 26, 2008, 08:37 AM // 08:37

I actually lol'd.

Faer · Oct 26, 2008, 08:52 AM // 08:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Fierce

Another one much like this that i used to to anyone who said that they were good at math is this, you talk about a bus driver with three people on the bus, and have him pick up and drop off people for about 10 minutes worth of story so that they are sitting there attempting to add and subtract the numbers of people, then you ask the most important question of all, not how many people are on the bus, but what color are the bus drivers eyes?

Blue. Now go away, and take your ancient content with you.

fenix · Oct 26, 2008, 10:31 AM // 10:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiub

But who was ping pong balls?

You, sir, are the winner

imnotyourmother · Oct 28, 2008, 07:36 PM // 19:36

sad very sad indeed

Cale Roughstar · Oct 28, 2008, 08:02 PM // 20:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiub

But who was ping pong balls?

Wut?

But seriously, I was ummmmm.... shall we say less than happy with what my mind conjured up for this one.

BenjZee · Nov 26, 2008, 09:25 PM // 21:25

I lol'd that was reallyl entertaining

Tatile · Nov 26, 2008, 09:43 PM // 21:43

That was mean.
I dislike you.

pamelf · Nov 26, 2008, 09:45 PM // 21:45

It was a good story and well told. You are attractive and have many fine qualities.

SmokingHotImolation · Nov 26, 2008, 10:39 PM // 22:39

I did not approve for this story.

fenix · Nov 26, 2008, 11:18 PM // 23:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by pamelf

It was a good story and well told. You are attractive and have many fine qualities.

You made my day <3

-Old 3FL- · Nov 27, 2008, 12:51 AM // 00:51

I hate you Fenix.
rofl

t3dw4rd0 · Nov 27, 2008, 01:43 AM // 01:43

Isn't it obvious?
The boy was a QQing n00b who kept asking for free "pink balls," aka ectos from anet. He either A. got scammed out of all of his pink ping pong balls, or B. wasted them to buy all of his char's their GWAMMs.

I will admit that I lol'd at the end, but then got a bit angry. Then I lol'd again.